SDL Late Night (03/06/2015)


We here at Stuff Dudes Like are always interested in trying new things and taking chances on fresh new writers.

When Dakota Wheatley came to us with the idea of a late night talk show monologue on a website, we jumped at the idea! So without further adieu… Heeeeeeeeeeeeere’s Dakota!!!

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 Image Credit: desertlivingtoday.com

Thank you everyone for coming to the SDL theater for my latest show.

 

This week in Kardashian news… Kole is now the hot one.

A lot of people donate to charity for tax write offs, not me, I donate to Charity… because she’s my favorite stripper.

Have y’all heard about Missouri having the biggest crack problem in the US? Yep, it’s so bad there that they started teaching meth in schools instead of math.

The debate of this week is, was the dress white and gold or black and blue, people the answer is simple… it’s gold and blue.

So… the latest on Bill Cosby is that he likes to make chicks act queen like with oatmeal on there faces, Bill, what are you thinking… we all know peanut butter is more queen like.

I have been told I need to write more girl friendly jokes… but it so hard to write about PMS and Barbie Dolls.

I once walked in on my girlfriend sucking some dudes cock while he hit my bong, I kicked his ass, shit… ya don’t fuck with my bong.

I am eating healthier now days… I only eat out chicks that have gym memberships.

I bet Michael Jackson is happy he’s dead… now he can touch little boys that go to church and blame it on the holy spirit.

As a true fat dude… I see White Castle as just bite size burgers.

 

Thanks for coming out drive home safe… it’s rush hour on the information super highway!

 

– Dakota Wheatley

Twitter: @dakotawheatley

FaceBook: dakota.wheatley.73