SDL Late Night (02/19/2015)


We here at Stuff Dudes Like are always interested in trying new things and taking chances on fresh new writers.

When Dakota Wheatley came to us with the idea of a late night talk show monologue on a website, we jumped at the idea! So without further adieu… Heeeeeeeeeeeeere’s Dakota!!!

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 Image Credit: desertlivingtoday.com

Thank you everyone for coming to the SDL theater for my first show.

 

Comedy Central what are you thinking with the roast of Justin Bieber? That pisses me off, not as a comedian… but as a Comedy Central viewer.

So in case you haven’t heard yet, the rumor is true. Bruce Jenner is turning into a chick and has been for years…. just ask Chris Jenner’s dick!

I got my girlfriend some flowers and chocolate on Saturday, not because it was valentines day… I just felt bad because I cheated on her Friday.

So, it’s that part of the year again, yep, its income tax season. Or if you grew up like me… the poor mans Christmas!

 

I hope everyone enjoyed the first (of hopefully many) SDL Late Night monologues.

 

– Dakota Wheatley

Twitter: @dakotawheatley

FaceBook: dakota.wheatley.73