Instant Gratification


There is one thing dudes REALLY like (besides boobs) and that’s things being ASAP, right away, pronto!

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Since the days of prehistoric earth, cave man and their buddies have had to fight off a giant pterodactyl. With a hand full of pebbles they either became dinosaur lunch or feasted on pterodactyl burgers! That my friends, is instant gratification!

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From the “express” coffee we drink to the “instant” scratch off lottery tickets we buy. It’s all about not waiting. Ladies we chase want us to wait five dates for a kiss but I think there should be a make our session after your first coffee date, even if the date didn’t go well!

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Dudes will scream at the computer when an email doesn’t go through! There have been many times I wanted to take an ax to my TV just because Netflix buffered!

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So dudes, if you’re like me and like fast cars and even faster women then give yourself a fast super high internet cyber high-five because it’s so 20th century to take the time to actually high=five wth your hands!

 

– Mike Bocchetti

 

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