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We here at Stuff Dudes Like are always interested in trying new things and taking chances on fresh new ideas.

When Dakota Wheatley came to us with the idea of a late night talk show monologue on a website, we jumped at the idea! So without further adieu… Heeeeeeeeeeeeere’s Dakota!!!

And by the way this week we have a “DudeLine Double Header” in dedication of Dakota’s Grandma!!

Episode 13:

Episode 14:

 
– Dakota Wheatley

Twitter: @dakotawheatley
FaceBook: dakota.wheatley.73

 

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We here at Stuff Dudes Like are always interested in trying new things and taking chances on fresh new ideas.

When Dakota Wheatley came to us with the idea of a late night talk show monologue on a website, we jumped at the idea! So without further adieu… Heeeeeeeeeeeeere’s Dakota!!!

And by the way this week we have a “DudeLine Double Header” in dedication of Dakota’s Grandma!!

Episode 11:

Episode 12:

 
– Dakota Wheatley

Twitter: @dakotawheatley
FaceBook: dakota.wheatley.73

 

DudeLine Ep. 10 (A Very Special Episode)

We here at Stuff Dudes Like are always interested in trying new things and taking chances on fresh new ideas.

When Dakota Wheatley came to us with the idea of a late night talk show monologue on a website, we jumped at the idea! So without further adieu… Heeeeeeeeeeeeere’s Dakota!!!

 

 

– Dakota Wheatley

Twitter: @dakotawheatley
FaceBook: dakota.wheatley.73

 

The Tattooless Man

The man with a plan thinking ink will do the trick; chicks love those rebellions. Imagine laying on the beach, spread out with a tribal tattoo across one’s chest, or perhaps a nice “I love mom,” to show off his biceps. There’s also those fish loving gems, swimming over his triceps. Whichever it may be, this Tattooless Man is probably thinking, ink would help him get laid. He’s heard it all the time from the women in his life such as his mother, sister and hot friend who, treats him like one of the ladies about how sexy it is.

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Building this up in his head and taking it to extreme measures, where he posts on his facebook and asks his six hundred “friends” what he should get. The responses he received were filled with superfluous ideas, ranging between female legs with his pits used as a hoo-ha to the Incredible Hulk slapped on his buttcheeks. One of his closer friends nearly convinced him to get that hot glistening Vampire from the Twilight series to go on his pelvis since, “chicks love sparkling Goths!”

Now this Tattooless Man has a few ideas rolling through his mind, the choices are endless for him. He takes a stroll through the park with his little Black Poodle, in hopes he would get lucky since, chicks dig small cute puppies as well. Unfortunately, he could not escape the luxurious ink that laid upon these taken men, which made him furious. This Tattooless Man scuttled home, dropped off his pup and ran to the nearest bar to give himself a good old fashioned pity party.

Ahh, the Pub, which is his home away from home. The Tattooless Man orders from the Bartender, who of course happens to be incredibly attractive and has a full sleeve tattoo on her left arm. She smiles at him and says “well it’s noon somewhere.” The Tattooless Man looks at his phone, seeing it is only eleven o’clock, he then calls out to the Bartender “I’ll have a double.” She winks at him and fixes his usual, a Whiskey Sour.

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One hour passes by along with four double Whiskey Sours, the Tattooless Man closes out his tab and yells out, “I’m gonna do it!” The Bartender gives him a high five and says, “you only live once.” He looks at her, nods in amazement, as though he figured out the cure for herpes and says, “Thank you! All we have is, NOW!” The Tattooless Man stumbles out of the bar.

It is around twelve thirty which is the usual time when the locals gather together in unison, heading towards their favorite lunch spot. The Tattooless Man looks at every single one of them, as his head tilts higher in egotistical confidence. He’s feeling like a celebrity, poised as ever as he walks towards the Tattoo Shoppe.

Inside the Tattoo parlor there is one Dude picking out a movie to play on the small flat screen TV, and a young Pink Haired Chick in the back vaping while playing solitaire. The Tattooless Man walks in and says, “I’m ready!” The Dude and Pink Haired Chick look up at him, giving him a frightening stare. The Tattooless Man is very lucky that if it wasn’t for those Whiskey Sours, he would have ran away at this point. He continues to speak, “Give me INK!” The Dude looks at him, “What are you looking for?” The Tattooless Man slurring, replies with, “What…Everrrr will help me get some psss….ayyy” The Pink Haired Chick rolls her eyes and escapes out the back door. The Dude gathers his composure and continues, “Here’s a book of our designs.” The Tattooless Man closes the book, “I don’t need a book…I need the ink slapped on right here,” pointing to his back. The Dude looks around the empty parlor, looks at him, rolls his eyes and says, “OK, have a seat.”

Six hours later, the Tattooless Man is greeted by his Black Poodle while painfully walking into his apartment. He goes to his fridge, grabs a beer and heads to the sofa. He slowly sits down, pops open his beer and takes a deep breath. The Tattooless Man takes off his shirt revealing his hard dicktat.

 

– Zenae D. Zukowski

TWITTER: @Zenaefilmz
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Undercover Cops Cartoon – Craiglist Hustlers

Our friends at EssenceCartoon have started a new animated series called “Craigslist Hustlers” and we here at Stuff Dudes Like would like to share it with all of our you!

Without further adieu…

 

CRAIGSLIST HUSTLERS – Episode 1



 

– EssenceCartoon

TWITTER: @essencecartoon
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YouTube: Essencecartoon

DudeLine Ep. 8

We here at Stuff Dudes Like are always interested in trying new things and taking chances on fresh new ideas.

When Dakota Wheatley came to us with the idea of a late night talk show monologue on a website, we jumped at the idea! So without further adieu… Heeeeeeeeeeeeere’s Dakota!!!

 

 

– Dakota Wheatley

Twitter: @dakotawheatley
FaceBook: dakota.wheatley.73

 

DudeLine Ep. 7

We here at Stuff Dudes Like are always interested in trying new things and taking chances on fresh new ideas.

When Dakota Wheatley came to us with the idea of a late night talk show monologue on a website, we jumped at the idea! So without further adieu… Heeeeeeeeeeeeere’s Dakota!!!

 

 

– Dakota Wheatley

Twitter: @dakotawheatley
FaceBook: dakota.wheatley.73

 

The Simple Minded Jock

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Image Credit: Cartoon Network

When on campus, I try to fly under the radar. Most of the time my permanent (lets just say resting “B” face) keeps people from striking up conversations with me, but I’m not always so lucky.

To set the stage here, I am not one to pay attention to sports. In fact, I know nothing about sports- I use nachos as a buffer when forced into sporting situations. That being said, I am not one to notice an athlete on campus, or anywhere.

One morning, I happened to be dressed up, as I was attending an event that evening (business professional). Walking down the steps of the parking garage I am stopped; stopped by an enormous man that thought it would be “clever” to just stand directly in front of me, blocking me, and ignoring my presence. “Excuse me.” I say, as he smirks and turns toward me. He proceeds by asking me if I would like to punch him- yes, that’s right, punch him. Taken aback, I’m at a complete loss for words. When I do not respond he goes on to let me know he plays football and he’s “kind of a big deal.” I reply, in a harsh and cynical tone, “Oh yeah? I would have never guessed”. BIG MISTAKE. Appalled that I was unaware of his awesomeness, he feels the need to tell me his whole life story (ie. more of his awesomeness). And… then he says this number: “Ya know I really got into football because I just like to hit things, and ya know I can’t just go around hitting things”.

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Yes ladies and gentlemen, that happened.

That being said, my takeaway point is as follows. Instead of focusing on your studies, it’s very important to know all the names and faces of football players so we can continue to inflate their egos. Priorities people, priorities. And when all else fails, remember: sometimes you just need to hit things.

 

 

– Laura Elizabeth Anderson

TWITTER: @dinosaurs907

Good Luck Bruce Jenner!

In the very first SDL animated short our good friend “CW” has something to say about Bruce Jenner’s balls.

 

 

 

– CW
*Be Animated

TWITTER: @NitoApp

DudeLine Ep. 6

We here at Stuff Dudes Like are always interested in trying new things and taking chances on fresh new ideas.

When Dakota Wheatley came to us with the idea of a late night talk show monologue on a website, we jumped at the idea! So without further adieu… Heeeeeeeeeeeeere’s Dakota!!!

 

 

– Dakota Wheatley

Twitter: @dakotawheatley

FaceBook: dakota.wheatley.73